Welcome to my online home. Stop in for a spell and get to know all about me and my musical misadventures. You'll be glad you did, because soon I'll be rich, famous and heavily autotuned, and I'll simply be too cool to hang with all of you little people. For now though, feel free to ogle my site and my handsome (very, very handsome) face on your laptops or tablets or whatever other life wasting tech you would normally stream porn on nowadays. Have fun, and stay classy!
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